- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

DANA

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Please don't rape me.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

PENIS

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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