- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A man buys free health care...

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

im jewish

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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