Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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God.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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