An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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your all shit at jokes

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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