Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why Because

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Women rights..

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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