i like potatoes

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Hitler

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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barack osama

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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