What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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im jewish

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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knock knock you may come in

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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