Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

your all shit at jokes

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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