- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

The WNBA.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

black people. that is all...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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