how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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