- Anti Joke

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

The WNBA.

Women's rights.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger