Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Aodhan Hearty

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Ruller

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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American healthcare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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