Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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