- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Women's rights

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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