- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

gay marriage.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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