Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

God is religiously proven to be real

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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