A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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son, you're adopted.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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throbbing slobber

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You're so straight!

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Black Poeple

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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no

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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