Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Herman Cain

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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anus soup

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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