Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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