A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Women rights..

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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