How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I like to eat.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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come along children

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Robin, get in the car.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why....... Because.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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your life

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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knock knock you may come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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