Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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France never surrender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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