The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Benevolent villain.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man buys free health care...

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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