Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Women rights.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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