If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Slavery

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Small breasts.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Obamacare!

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Dead babies.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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