Obamacare!

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Lacrosse

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I love boobs

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Josh kissing a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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