Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Penis

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