- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

what's black? a lot of things.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Women's Golf

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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