Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Women rights.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

penis

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

A baby seal walks into a club

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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