Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Go away.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Golf.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

live babies

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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