- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Women's rights

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Sea World Japan.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

I've got the moobs like jagger.

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