- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I won the game.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Women's rights

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

penis

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Pickle!

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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