what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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hi

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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throbbing slobber

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