Women's Golf

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

a horse walks into a barn

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Aodhan Hearty

kennah campion... being nice

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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