- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

a black guy leaves prison

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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