Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Ben is gay

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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