What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

gay marriage.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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