- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

justin littleton. nuff said

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

a horse walks into a barn

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

I am a real homosexual

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

your all shit at jokes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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