- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The jets are a good team..

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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