- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

i fondle myself every night....

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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