- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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SPAMS!!!

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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