Brett Farve

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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the WNBA

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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