- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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