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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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