How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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