Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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An Irishman stays home

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beiber i straight

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jokes r dumb

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A black succeeds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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