why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Your mom.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Black people

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Hello

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Women's rights.

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steves legs

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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