- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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