Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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whats better than shoes feet

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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World peace

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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