what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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barack osama

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Anti Joke

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