- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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