What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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No.

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PENIS

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Haha

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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