What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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i fondle myself every night....

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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