Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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The WNBA

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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drugs.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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SPAMS!!!

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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nice shorts.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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