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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Potato salad

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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