- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call Obama? - the president

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

tim tebow is a great quarterback

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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God.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Covietz has a large penis

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