Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Myspace

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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