- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Punchline.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

two fish are in a tank.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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