- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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