- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

a horse walks into a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

God is religiously proven to be real

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

jack shine has boobs

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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