- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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