Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Herman Cain

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Penis

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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a black guy leaves prison

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

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