What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

sixty....eight.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Men's rights

The chicken crossed the road.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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