What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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penis

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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