Herman Cain

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Penis

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Robin, get in the car.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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