Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Kim Kardashian.

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womans rights

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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It's your mother, open the door.

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i am predestal

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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