What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why....... Because.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Obama

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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