What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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That's what he said.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Noah is Smart.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Penis

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