Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Scott

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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anus soup

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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hahaha

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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