Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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