Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

you wanna hear a joke? no

What will happen when a black person die they die

A dwarf walks under a bar.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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