A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Pianca going ham

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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