josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A baby seal walks into a club

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Oliver's friends

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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