I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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a horse walks into a barn

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kennah campion... being nice

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Anti Joke

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