"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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I won the game.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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