What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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I love boobs

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A dwarf walks under a bar.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Women's rights.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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