- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Josh kissing a girl

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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a horse walks into a barn

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A black succeeds

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

69

Please don't rape me.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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