What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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