Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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69

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What comes after "Q" R

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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minorities

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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