- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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