You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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I am black.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Myspace

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Lockerbie bombing

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jgkbk,mn

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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