Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Herman Cain

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Penis

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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