How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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