There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Kenny G

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Brett Farve

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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NEVER

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Slavery

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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anus soup

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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