Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What break when you talk?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Slavery lol

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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