- Anti Joke

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

did you ever see a butter fly?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

sixty....eight.

Rick Perry.

Nickelback.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.