Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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69

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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hi my name is? joe

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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