A man buys free health care...

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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