A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Women's rights

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Freedom of Speech

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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the WNBA

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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