- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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