- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I won the game.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why Because

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

This is not Will Smith.

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