What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Child Prostitution.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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i hate you.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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