Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Slavery

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Lacrosse

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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