Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

gay marriage.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

William Raines.

No joke.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

black people. that is all...

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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