- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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