Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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im jewish

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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fart

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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