Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

My mom.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

You.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

hi bye

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I like jokes.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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