If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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