- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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