A fish walks into a bar

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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