Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Women's rights.

penis

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris died.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

The Aristocrats

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Womens Sports

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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