your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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alcoholism kills

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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I hate you.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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