- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Black people are innocent.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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