Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Black Poeple

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Carlton

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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