Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Lockerbie bombing

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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