- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Fruitcake

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Small breasts.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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