What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Jasper sucks.

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