Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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I have no joke. u mad?

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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son, you're adopted.

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I hate you.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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