Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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why did the man die? he got shot

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potato

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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This is not a joke.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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