What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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