- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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