- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

The jets are a good team..

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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