Why Because

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Kim Kardashian.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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