- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why did the man die? he got shot

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Satan called. I put him on hold.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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