A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

DANA

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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