suck my dick.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

womens rights

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Noah is Smart.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why did the chicken cross the road

jgkbk,mn

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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