What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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