What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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i have 2 penises

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Shit.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Oliver's friends

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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