whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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throbbing slobber

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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