Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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