What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

anus soup

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A fish walks into a bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Women's rights

Freedom of Speech

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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