A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

knock knock come in

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Three men walked into a metal pole

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Hello world

Hitler

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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