"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Lacrosse

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Nickelback.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Rick Perry.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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No joke.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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