How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Black people are innocent.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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I like to eat.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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