Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Whats long and hard? a pole

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

An iguana walks out of a bar

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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