What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti jokes are funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Slavery

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No.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Penis

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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