Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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i hate you.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Lacrosse

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