The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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...Jack Vale

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why....... Because.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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