How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What is Jason? Black.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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The chicken crossed the road.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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