What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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DERP

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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knock knock go away

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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