If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Hi poop!

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Hair

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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