- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Oliver's friends

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

minorities

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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