How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

A scottish man having fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

George W. Bush

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

No.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

What is a dog? Bark

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

So one time this woman was learning...

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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