- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Josh kissing a girl

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Please don't rape me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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