Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Myspace

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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