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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

cheese

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

steves legs

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

pubic lice.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why were corners made? For crying.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

want to go home? yea

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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