What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Jasper sucks.

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A black succeeds

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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