Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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That's unfortunate.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Religion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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...Jack Vale

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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