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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

why did the chicken cross the road

Chocolate rain Awesome!

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

i have 2 penises

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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