If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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That's what he said.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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