Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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women's lacrosse.

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NEVER

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Potato salad

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Oliver's friends

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anus soup

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Anti Joke

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