- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

The WNBA.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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