Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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justin littleton. nuff said

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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