Why Because

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Aodhan Hearty

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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