- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Lockerbie bombing

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Obama

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

i have 2 penises

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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