What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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