Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Popsicles

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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The government makes a good decision

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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An antijoke

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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