- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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