- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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