Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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dildo

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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