- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I like to eat.

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