Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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NEVER

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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