why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

No.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Freedom of Speech

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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