What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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