I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Well, this is fun.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is Jason? Black.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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