What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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No joke.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Anti Joke

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