What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

hi my name is? joe

black people. that is all...

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

So one time this woman was learning...

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

why did the man die? he got shot

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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