- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Is Carly smart? No.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

The mets are 3-0 this season

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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