roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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johann grayson being liked

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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