Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

black people. that is all...

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Gay rights

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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