Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Women's rights.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

knock knock go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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