So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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