what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Women's rights

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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