What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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does this look unsure to you?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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