How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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guess what?

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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I hate you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

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