How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Brett Farve

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Women's rights

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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live babies

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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