why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why Because

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Turtles

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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