How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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hahaha

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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