There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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