What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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