Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Whats long and hard? a pole

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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