How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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hi bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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I hate you.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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I love you very much.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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