A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Asians...

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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