So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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