Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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johann grayson being liked

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Rick Perry.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i have aids and a chode

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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penis

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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