- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Kate

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Jess Burns

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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