- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What what In the butt

No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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