- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Military intelligence.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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