Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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