- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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knock knock you may come in

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Women's rights

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Steering Wheel Face.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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