Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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