What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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no

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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josh simpson has cancer

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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