- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Liars go to hell! -God

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Winking at old people

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Black people are innocent.

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