What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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I Love Hitler.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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potato

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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